1 00:00:09,219 --> 00:00:12,020 Thank you. 2 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,780 Jimmy! Good evening, Dr. Clumper. 3 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:52,340 Cry out loud. Do you have to do that? 4 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,540 I am here to revise my offer. 5 00:00:54,820 --> 00:00:56,540 The terms are now anything. 6 00:00:56,920 --> 00:00:59,140 Anything you want, it is yours. 7 00:00:59,540 --> 00:01:03,680 Yes, well, what I want is for people to stop busting in on me when I'm trying to 8 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:04,680 test this thing. 9 00:01:05,050 --> 00:01:07,670 Now, I've told you once before, I'm not interested. 10 00:01:08,070 --> 00:01:13,150 What would be so kind as to leave my laboratory so I can... Believe me, 11 00:01:13,230 --> 00:01:15,190 I'm merely trying to persuade you. 12 00:01:54,350 --> 00:01:55,350 They're good. 13 00:01:55,590 --> 00:01:56,590 Find out anything? 14 00:01:56,870 --> 00:01:57,870 No. 15 00:01:58,230 --> 00:01:59,450 Except this is what they were on. 16 00:02:54,990 --> 00:02:57,910 The lab assures me there's no secret imprinting. 17 00:02:58,910 --> 00:03:02,610 Just a piece of ordinary white paper of the sort frequently used for the cover 18 00:03:02,610 --> 00:03:04,030 of juvenile comic fiction. 19 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:07,150 Comic books? 20 00:03:07,570 --> 00:03:08,570 Are you serious? 21 00:03:09,050 --> 00:03:11,030 Well, we've got to take it seriously. 22 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:16,070 The world will never be the same again if we don't stop this fellow Bub. 23 00:03:16,470 --> 00:03:19,190 Trouble is, we don't know what it is we've got to stop him from. 24 00:03:19,450 --> 00:03:24,310 And now that Professor Quantum is involved, it becomes an urgent matter. 25 00:03:24,750 --> 00:03:25,750 Quantum? 26 00:03:26,010 --> 00:03:27,810 I didn't think he was such a great genius. 27 00:03:28,270 --> 00:03:33,310 On the contrary, quantum is quite an authority on the origin of light and 28 00:03:33,310 --> 00:03:34,310 climate. 29 00:03:35,130 --> 00:03:36,530 Quite dedicated, really. 30 00:03:36,830 --> 00:03:39,670 He seems like a fellow who might sell his soul for a slide rule. 31 00:03:40,450 --> 00:03:41,450 Why do you say that? 32 00:03:42,490 --> 00:03:44,590 What? About selling his soul. 33 00:03:45,370 --> 00:03:46,370 I don't know. 34 00:03:48,590 --> 00:03:50,530 Has she seen the composite drawing yet? 35 00:03:50,990 --> 00:03:51,990 Not yet, no. 36 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:03,840 Section 4 has assigned a tentative identification to the fellow. 37 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:07,120 Strange name, isn't it? 38 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:08,560 Bob. 39 00:04:11,140 --> 00:04:12,980 Bertram Elsie Bob. 40 00:04:16,300 --> 00:04:18,220 B. Elsie Bob? 41 00:04:18,880 --> 00:04:22,040 Well, obviously it suited him. 42 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:23,440 Obviously. 43 00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:25,780 Mysterious fellow. 44 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:28,360 Enormous wealth. 45 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:30,200 Source unknown. 46 00:04:31,180 --> 00:04:36,260 Section four suggests he may be connected with a nightclub called the 47 00:04:38,120 --> 00:04:39,940 Mr. Slate, you can start there. 48 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:45,180 Right, sir. As for you, Miss Dancer, my friend the president of the university 49 00:04:45,180 --> 00:04:46,900 has a research fellowship for you. 50 00:04:47,440 --> 00:04:48,440 Right, sir. 51 00:04:50,260 --> 00:04:52,780 I'm April Dancer, your new research assistant. 52 00:04:55,620 --> 00:04:57,840 I don't need a new research assistant. 53 00:04:58,510 --> 00:05:00,130 I've told them that a hundred times. 54 00:05:01,150 --> 00:05:02,730 I'm really very busy. 55 00:05:03,910 --> 00:05:05,890 I have to do everything myself. 56 00:05:07,330 --> 00:05:11,010 Nobody seems to know how to connect a hydronium circuit anymore. 57 00:05:11,630 --> 00:05:18,310 How can I complete myself when they give me 58 00:05:18,310 --> 00:05:19,310 junk like this? 59 00:05:20,990 --> 00:05:24,470 I think that's all a person really needs, don't you? 60 00:05:26,050 --> 00:05:29,080 What? A chance to complete oneself. 61 00:05:30,560 --> 00:05:32,580 Self. S -E -L -V. 62 00:05:33,060 --> 00:05:37,080 It's an acronym for Sympathetic Electromagnetic Light Variator. 63 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:40,380 Personally, I hate acronyms. 64 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:46,000 Doesn't take that much longer to say Sympathetic Electromagnetic Light 65 00:05:47,140 --> 00:05:50,320 All right, if you don't want to talk about it. 66 00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:51,980 What? 67 00:05:53,260 --> 00:05:57,240 Oh, it's easy to withdraw and pretend that the disdainfulness of the situation 68 00:05:57,240 --> 00:05:58,280 is more tenuous. 69 00:06:00,140 --> 00:06:06,740 Well, it's... It's not easy, exactly. Well, the thing is, Doctor, 70 00:06:07,060 --> 00:06:11,980 if you're determined to let the transmoral migrations be the singular 71 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,160 then you have to expect it. 72 00:06:14,760 --> 00:06:17,100 Oh, I do, in a way. 73 00:06:18,440 --> 00:06:20,320 Your name is, uh... 74 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:23,110 April Dancer, your new research assistant. 75 00:06:25,730 --> 00:06:28,550 You have a very pretty mind. 76 00:06:28,950 --> 00:06:30,290 Thank you, Doctor. 77 00:06:30,590 --> 00:06:33,130 I don't understand anything you say. 78 00:06:36,210 --> 00:06:39,910 I am a shoelace. 79 00:06:40,950 --> 00:06:45,570 I hold my tongue and say nothing. 80 00:06:46,450 --> 00:06:50,190 I weave in and out. 81 00:06:51,530 --> 00:06:57,430 Cross and double cross, in and out. 82 00:07:00,770 --> 00:07:07,030 Ending in a sometimes bow, but more often than not. 83 00:07:33,929 --> 00:07:38,550 I wonder if you could do something for me. I don't have the light of doubt. 84 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:44,430 I see. 85 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:52,630 I wonder if you could possibly help me locate a man named 86 00:07:52,630 --> 00:07:54,810 Bob. Are you the Bob? 87 00:07:55,630 --> 00:07:57,070 I don't think so. 88 00:08:00,159 --> 00:08:02,180 No. You're not Fuzz. 89 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:06,360 Um, how do you know? 90 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,820 Hey, baby. 91 00:08:08,040 --> 00:08:10,460 Have you ever seen Fuzz with Soul? 92 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:17,160 That's a very good question. 93 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:23,120 I wonder if you would be willing to 94 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:28,060 discuss Fuzz now. 95 00:08:29,900 --> 00:08:32,020 Anything else you want to talk about? 96 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,200 Dancer here. 97 00:08:36,240 --> 00:08:37,980 Oh, hi, Miss Dancer. It's me, Randy. 98 00:08:38,860 --> 00:08:40,360 Do you know if Mr. 99 00:08:40,740 --> 00:08:42,080 Slade is still at the Inferno? 100 00:08:42,559 --> 00:08:43,559 Why? What's the matter? 101 00:08:43,780 --> 00:08:47,080 Well, he was supposed to report in 20 minutes ago, and I haven't been able to 102 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:50,620 reach him. And I thought maybe I'd go over to that Inferno place after I got 103 00:08:50,620 --> 00:08:53,300 relieved. No, absolutely not, Randy. 104 00:08:53,680 --> 00:08:54,680 I'll go myself. 105 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:58,120 He's probably just gotten involved with something and lost track of the time. 106 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:01,680 No, Sidney. 107 00:09:02,440 --> 00:09:03,740 Through that door right there. 108 00:09:04,220 --> 00:09:05,220 In the cellar. 109 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:07,620 Okay, now this is really colorful. 110 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:19,240 Frankly, I thought someplace a bit quieter where we might talk. 111 00:10:20,920 --> 00:10:21,920 No. 112 00:10:22,340 --> 00:10:24,760 I have thought like that for too long. 113 00:10:25,500 --> 00:10:26,500 Like what? 114 00:10:31,470 --> 00:10:34,890 Do you believe that a single moment can change a person's life? 115 00:10:36,530 --> 00:10:38,050 I guess so. 116 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:44,310 Jonathan, would you excuse me? I think I had a single moment today. 117 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:50,870 Really? When you told me off. 118 00:10:51,190 --> 00:10:55,690 Oh, I'm sorry about that, Jonathan. No, no, I needed it. 119 00:11:40,270 --> 00:11:42,210 What has my work brought me, huh? 120 00:11:42,570 --> 00:11:46,370 A certain renown has some ego value, but what else? 121 00:11:47,450 --> 00:11:48,710 Financial rewards? 122 00:11:49,370 --> 00:11:50,370 Nary a whit. 123 00:11:50,650 --> 00:11:52,570 Nary one single little whit. 124 00:11:54,310 --> 00:11:58,810 But more important... Now... 125 00:11:58,810 --> 00:12:05,390 Oh, well, I wasn't... I didn't really mean that. Oh, you don't have to say. 126 00:12:52,650 --> 00:12:53,650 gonna be different. 127 00:12:53,730 --> 00:12:54,730 You watch. 128 00:12:54,970 --> 00:12:57,830 Waiter! I wouldn't carry it too far. 129 00:12:59,230 --> 00:13:02,390 Uh, what poison are you pushing today? 130 00:13:02,990 --> 00:13:06,010 The specialty of the house is the inferno. 131 00:13:06,310 --> 00:13:07,310 Oh, marvelous. 132 00:13:07,450 --> 00:13:10,310 Well, let's try a couple, huh? And a ginger ale for the lady. 133 00:13:10,630 --> 00:13:11,630 Right. 134 00:13:12,750 --> 00:13:16,330 Now, Jonathan, you will excuse me. Oh, good. 135 00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:32,120 April, don't touch the door. 136 00:14:32,840 --> 00:14:33,840 What? 137 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,820 The handle's hot enough to bake Alaska. 138 00:14:37,260 --> 00:14:39,320 I gather someone wants you in there. 139 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:41,420 There must be a bypass switch near the door. 140 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:43,880 I don't see one. 141 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:46,540 Well, there has to be. Otherwise, Bob himself couldn't get in here without 142 00:14:46,540 --> 00:14:47,540 burning his fingers. 143 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,700 Wait a minute. There's a loose brick. 144 00:14:58,100 --> 00:14:59,900 That should have done it. 145 00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,500 Yeah, it's cool already. 146 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:08,840 Oh, good. 147 00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:13,240 My dear girl, you must take more pride in your appearance. 148 00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:14,940 Now, where's Professor Kwan? 149 00:15:15,560 --> 00:15:16,560 He's upstairs. 150 00:15:16,660 --> 00:15:18,540 We know his image will be less than comfortable. 151 00:15:33,420 --> 00:15:34,600 He's going to have his stomach pumped. 152 00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:41,300 Two 153 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:50,160 infernos 154 00:15:50,160 --> 00:15:51,280 and one ginger ale. 155 00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:52,760 That's eight dollars. 156 00:15:54,560 --> 00:15:55,720 Eight dollars? 157 00:15:56,160 --> 00:15:57,160 That's it. 158 00:16:22,890 --> 00:16:24,570 All right, thank you. Your concern is touching. 159 00:16:25,650 --> 00:16:29,030 I thought I had his confidence, too. Now the trick will be just to find him. 160 00:16:31,650 --> 00:16:33,270 Where are you from? 161 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:35,930 Well, hello, Jonathan. 162 00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:39,270 Come on. I want to take you for a ride in my new car. 163 00:16:40,510 --> 00:16:41,550 Is this yours? 164 00:16:42,490 --> 00:16:45,130 Sure. Didn't I tell you I was going to start swinging? 165 00:16:47,290 --> 00:16:48,290 Some pendulum. 166 00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:50,550 Where'd you get it? 167 00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:54,930 Oh. One just has to know where the best deals are made. 168 00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:56,730 Where are the best deals made? 169 00:16:56,970 --> 00:16:58,690 Where are the best deals made? 170 00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:02,270 Get in. I want to show you something that'll really impress you. 171 00:17:07,930 --> 00:17:14,869 If you think the new car is 172 00:17:14,869 --> 00:17:18,730 something, will you get a load of this? My own biokinetotron wing. How about 173 00:17:18,730 --> 00:17:20,730 that? My own biokinetotron wing. 174 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,480 Isn't it beautiful? Huh? 175 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:29,120 Yes. Isn't it? 176 00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:33,020 These plants were imported from the lower depths of the Amazon. 177 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,360 Aren't they gorgeous? 178 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:40,860 Of course, I have more equipment coming. But I can duplicate any climate on 179 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,420 Earth. And a bunch you'd have to go to Mars for. 180 00:17:43,800 --> 00:17:45,520 That's marvelous, Jonathan. 181 00:17:45,880 --> 00:17:47,000 Oh, that's nothing. 182 00:17:47,560 --> 00:17:50,680 This wing has three more rooms just like it. 183 00:17:51,160 --> 00:17:55,100 And I can put together infinite combinations of temperature, humidity, 184 00:17:55,340 --> 00:17:57,820 precipitation, radiation, air pressure. 185 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,900 The master control is in that booth behind the glass. 186 00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,480 How about a nice little monsoon this morning, eh? 187 00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:10,040 I'll take your word for it. And it's mine. 188 00:18:10,240 --> 00:18:11,240 All mine. 189 00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:15,860 Do you know any other scientist who has his own biokinetotron building? 190 00:18:17,040 --> 00:18:18,480 Not really, no. 191 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:27,800 Uh, where did, uh, where did all this come from all of a sudden? 192 00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:33,740 Well, I'm supposed to say it represents a grant from a foundation. 193 00:18:34,820 --> 00:18:36,440 Some foundation, huh? 194 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:37,720 Uh -huh. 195 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:42,880 But, um, what do they expect in return? 196 00:18:44,180 --> 00:18:45,760 I don't want to talk about it. 197 00:18:46,300 --> 00:18:47,460 Oh, I'm sorry. 198 00:18:47,740 --> 00:18:48,740 I just mean to pry. 199 00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:51,110 Just that, well, 200 00:18:52,210 --> 00:18:54,870 it seems as if they'd want something. 201 00:18:56,370 --> 00:18:58,590 I want to talk about you, April. 202 00:19:00,410 --> 00:19:01,410 Me? 203 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:07,970 This has been the most incredible 24 hours of my life. 204 00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:15,030 Well, it's been very unusual for me, too, Jonathan. And suddenly I realize 205 00:19:15,030 --> 00:19:16,850 anything I want is within my grasp. 206 00:19:17,930 --> 00:19:18,930 Anything? 207 00:19:31,310 --> 00:19:32,850 the facilities, Dr. Quantum? 208 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:34,750 Say, this is tremendous. 209 00:19:35,310 --> 00:19:36,730 I'm glad you are pleased. 210 00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:43,290 If you will supervise, I have made arrangements to transfer your entire lab 211 00:19:43,290 --> 00:19:44,350 this building this afternoon. 212 00:19:44,790 --> 00:19:45,790 All right, great. 213 00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:47,310 Say, this is really tremendous. 214 00:19:48,330 --> 00:19:51,250 And you're leaving the university? 215 00:19:51,790 --> 00:19:54,830 Sure. They don't have anything over there to compare with this. 216 00:19:55,430 --> 00:19:57,910 But, Jonathan, you're teaching. 217 00:19:58,470 --> 00:19:59,470 Young woman, 218 00:20:00,010 --> 00:20:02,270 Leave us, please. We have things to discuss. 219 00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:05,170 Now, just watch your tone, Bob. 220 00:20:05,950 --> 00:20:08,430 April happens to be my new research assistant. 221 00:20:09,770 --> 00:20:11,370 Maybe just a little bit more. 222 00:20:12,490 --> 00:20:14,130 I beg your pardon. 223 00:20:14,730 --> 00:20:16,430 Well, okay, but just watch it. 224 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:20,910 Otherwise, I might decide not to show you that final test demonstration 225 00:20:21,130 --> 00:20:22,430 What did you say? 226 00:20:24,430 --> 00:20:26,830 Well, just watch it. 227 00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:33,350 I think I'll leave you two to talk. 228 00:20:45,490 --> 00:20:46,590 Now, let's see. 229 00:20:46,970 --> 00:20:49,330 I'll need about seven trucks to move all my equipment. 230 00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:04,720 This is April. 231 00:21:05,740 --> 00:21:09,720 Tell Mark he should have a free half hour in Mr. Bub's office if he goes 232 00:21:09,720 --> 00:21:10,720 now. 233 00:21:59,420 --> 00:22:01,340 Yes? Mr. Bob? 234 00:22:02,120 --> 00:22:04,380 He's not here. I'll relay a message. 235 00:22:05,100 --> 00:22:11,020 Oh, but I can't. My dear good woman, this is Operative A -Blue speaking. My 236 00:22:11,020 --> 00:22:15,760 confirming code is July Round, which, if you remember your training, gives me 237 00:22:15,760 --> 00:22:18,020 clearance at all levels. State your business. 238 00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:20,000 I'm sorry, sir. 239 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,940 Just speak up, woman. 240 00:22:22,760 --> 00:22:26,840 I wish to inform Mr. Bob that preparations at all the museums will be 241 00:22:26,840 --> 00:22:27,840 by... Yes? 242 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,240 Nice to see you again, Mr. 243 00:22:33,500 --> 00:22:35,960 uh... Goethe. Willie Goethe. This is Georgie Gunnar. 244 00:22:37,580 --> 00:22:39,000 Got down here pretty quick. 245 00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:40,460 Hey, Dash Blue. 246 00:22:41,120 --> 00:22:44,380 And the security monitor caught that when the bells went off like it was New 247 00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:45,039 Year's Eve. 248 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,019 Let's go. 249 00:22:46,020 --> 00:22:50,060 Yeah, well, I'm relieved to find Bob uses such a pedestrian device as a 250 00:22:50,060 --> 00:22:52,960 monitor, so I was beginning to entertain some rather curious notions. 251 00:22:55,500 --> 00:22:56,500 Pray, Blue. 252 00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:58,560 Ah! 253 00:23:10,160 --> 00:23:11,300 Beverly says you want to stay here. 254 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,120 Believe me, it's the only way. 255 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,200 What, and pretend to cooperate with Bob? 256 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:18,160 Right. It's like Uncle Howard always says. 257 00:23:18,700 --> 00:23:20,740 Catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. 258 00:23:21,760 --> 00:23:23,080 Or is it the other way around? 259 00:23:23,820 --> 00:23:26,080 Anyway, you leave Jonathan to me. 260 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,980 All you've got to do is check out the SELV bulb. 261 00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:33,380 Who's Uncle Howard? 262 00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,540 I have it set up right here. 263 00:24:28,710 --> 00:24:29,710 April, give me the viewer. 264 00:24:39,550 --> 00:24:40,550 It's good. 265 00:24:42,970 --> 00:24:47,110 Of course, I can't imagine why you'd give me so much for this thing. 266 00:24:48,290 --> 00:24:53,450 I just don't see how it's going to make any positive contribution to the society 267 00:24:53,450 --> 00:24:54,470 in which we live. 268 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,420 Rest assured Dr. Quantum, it will make a contribution. 269 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:42,500 Now listen to me, Dr. Quantum. If you have fooled me, it should take effect 270 00:25:46,580 --> 00:25:47,580 Perfect. 271 00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:50,600 Well, it's not really all that difficult. 272 00:25:51,500 --> 00:25:54,940 You see, white light is a composite of all wavelengths. 273 00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:59,420 And if you alter the tuning forks, that's April's phrase. 274 00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,200 Absolutely perfect. 275 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:06,480 Now, Dr. Quantum, give me the formula by which the feelings are made. 276 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:07,800 Now. 277 00:26:09,780 --> 00:26:11,480 I beg your pardon. 278 00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:14,520 Look up in that hall. 279 00:26:20,160 --> 00:26:22,260 Well, look who's here. 280 00:26:22,660 --> 00:26:24,400 I don't believe we've met. 281 00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:25,559 Well, I'm Dr. 282 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:30,100 Quantum's research assistant, and I know you work for that wonderful Mr. 283 00:26:30,320 --> 00:26:31,320 Bob. 284 00:26:31,660 --> 00:26:35,340 I just want to say, I think it's wonderful what you're doing for 285 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:37,980 Wonderful to see you. 286 00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:42,580 Ah, 287 00:26:43,700 --> 00:26:46,480 Miss Dancer, what a delightful coincidence. 288 00:26:46,900 --> 00:26:49,140 I was on my way to find you. 289 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:50,660 Oh, yes? 290 00:26:51,100 --> 00:26:54,300 I hope you don't mind my being direct, Miss Dancer. 291 00:26:54,580 --> 00:26:59,620 Dr. Quantum and I have a business arrangement, the terms of which... 292 00:26:59,920 --> 00:27:05,600 though they may sound bizarre, are that I give him anything he wants. 293 00:27:07,040 --> 00:27:10,140 Well, isn't it nice he has such a good agent? 294 00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,600 And what he wants is you. 295 00:27:14,580 --> 00:27:15,580 Me? 296 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:17,240 You. 297 00:27:19,480 --> 00:27:23,960 Well, I'm really terribly flattered. 298 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:28,620 But honestly, I just... I... 299 00:27:29,570 --> 00:27:30,570 No. 300 00:27:48,270 --> 00:27:50,830 No formula, and that's final. 301 00:27:54,610 --> 00:27:55,890 Oh, April. 302 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:58,160 Hello, Jonathan. 303 00:27:58,460 --> 00:28:02,660 You see, Dr. Quantum, I keep my word. 304 00:28:03,300 --> 00:28:08,800 Perhaps if I leave you two alone, you may be persuaded to keep your word about 305 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:09,800 the formula. 306 00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:12,660 Miss Danza, cooperate. 307 00:28:14,140 --> 00:28:16,860 No formula, no April. 308 00:28:49,590 --> 00:28:51,430 Let's leave it on this time. 309 00:28:54,030 --> 00:28:56,230 Don't you care what happened to your invention? 310 00:28:56,750 --> 00:28:57,750 No. 311 00:28:59,090 --> 00:29:00,590 You have a responsibility. 312 00:29:01,350 --> 00:29:05,810 What do I care if Bub has fun turning things white? For me, the fun is in the 313 00:29:05,810 --> 00:29:06,810 inventing. 314 00:29:07,330 --> 00:29:09,390 But it's not just that. 315 00:29:13,870 --> 00:29:15,730 You can't resist me, can you? 316 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:18,030 Jonathan, listen to me. 317 00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,840 And to think that I might never have known what it was like to swing. 318 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:25,360 Mr. Bob might do something terrible with your invention. 319 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,240 Well, he wouldn't do anything wrong. 320 00:29:29,100 --> 00:29:30,800 How do you know that? 321 00:29:31,940 --> 00:29:35,540 Well, he's always been above board with me. 322 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:39,060 Kept his word and everything. 323 00:29:40,740 --> 00:29:41,740 Like this. 324 00:29:43,080 --> 00:29:44,080 Like what? 325 00:29:44,820 --> 00:29:48,280 He promised me that you would fall in love with me and that... 326 00:29:48,540 --> 00:29:51,200 We would get married and... Jonathan! 327 00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:54,640 I don't love you. 328 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:05,840 Oh, I... Oh, I suppose I... I could love you. 329 00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:10,880 Maybe. You could? 330 00:30:12,580 --> 00:30:14,400 Except for one thing. 331 00:30:19,500 --> 00:30:21,620 The way you cooperate with Mr. Bob. 332 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:25,620 You mean it's that serious to you? 333 00:30:27,380 --> 00:30:28,820 Yes, Jonathan, it is. 334 00:30:32,800 --> 00:30:33,800 All right, April. 335 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:38,060 I won't be the first man that's been saved by the love of a good woman. 336 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:40,280 Then you'll call the deal off. 337 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,160 Your word is my command. 338 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,940 You come with me and just watch what I do with that formula. 339 00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:48,620 Oh, where is it? In my lap. 340 00:30:49,150 --> 00:30:50,150 In your lab. 341 00:30:52,090 --> 00:30:53,130 Oh! Oh! 342 00:30:53,470 --> 00:30:55,010 Oh! Are you all right? 343 00:30:55,310 --> 00:31:00,230 Oh, yes. I twisted my ankle a little bit. 344 00:31:00,450 --> 00:31:02,890 But it's much better now. 345 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:20,080 in here someplace. 346 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:25,380 Here we are. 347 00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,220 And you may have the honor of striking the match. 348 00:31:28,420 --> 00:31:31,220 And then we'll just see what Bob thinks he can do about it. 349 00:31:31,980 --> 00:31:38,520 Do you have to do that? 350 00:31:38,860 --> 00:31:39,960 It's in the bylaws. 351 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,680 I've come to pick up the merchandise, Dr. Quantum. 352 00:31:47,310 --> 00:31:48,930 You don't have to be afraid, April. 353 00:31:49,170 --> 00:31:52,110 I can tell from the odor it's just a flash powder. 354 00:31:52,910 --> 00:31:53,910 Mercurial derivative. 355 00:31:54,850 --> 00:31:59,090 Obviously triggered by an electrical charge to cover the operation of a 356 00:31:59,090 --> 00:32:00,090 door. 357 00:32:00,410 --> 00:32:05,650 And that makes me very angry that there'd be a secret door in my own lab 358 00:32:05,650 --> 00:32:06,650 my knowledge. 359 00:32:06,770 --> 00:32:08,010 Never mind, Dr. Quant. 360 00:32:08,250 --> 00:32:10,010 Never mind, he says. 361 00:32:10,790 --> 00:32:14,510 I've got a lot of things in here that are very dangerous. And it just... 362 00:32:14,760 --> 00:32:17,060 Anyone can come walking through a secret door. 363 00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:19,660 Will you stop babbling, Dr. Quantum? 364 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,420 Have you the formula ready? 365 00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,500 I've changed my mind. 366 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,780 I'm not going to give it to you. 367 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:29,720 Now, listen to me, you overeducated squirrel. 368 00:32:30,020 --> 00:32:31,860 Now, I take that personally. 369 00:32:32,240 --> 00:32:35,560 I'm tired of playing around with you, Dr. Quantum. 370 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:37,520 I need that formula. 371 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:39,200 Well? 372 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:42,060 You'll just have to change your plans. 373 00:32:43,100 --> 00:32:44,730 Change my... Plans? 374 00:32:46,210 --> 00:32:50,290 Do you know that I have manufacturing facilities standing by to make them by 375 00:32:50,290 --> 00:32:54,910 thousand? Have you any idea what machinations were necessary to place 376 00:32:54,910 --> 00:32:57,150 all the art museums in the world? 377 00:32:57,990 --> 00:32:59,010 Art museums? 378 00:32:59,690 --> 00:33:02,590 Well, now that's the most stupid thing I ever heard of. 379 00:33:03,190 --> 00:33:05,870 Don't you realize you'll ruin all the pictures? 380 00:33:06,230 --> 00:33:10,210 Of course I know I'd ruin the pictures and serve them all right. 381 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:13,650 All those who joined in plotting against my own paintings. 382 00:33:14,130 --> 00:33:16,450 Uh, you paint? 383 00:33:18,050 --> 00:33:19,050 Brilliantly. 384 00:33:20,510 --> 00:33:26,330 In spite of all the critics and gallery managers who conspired against my 385 00:33:26,330 --> 00:33:27,330 genius. 386 00:33:28,010 --> 00:33:33,310 Well, we'll see what they'll say when mine is the only art left in the whole 387 00:33:33,310 --> 00:33:34,310 world. 388 00:33:34,790 --> 00:33:38,090 Do you mean to say that you would deliberately? 389 00:33:40,180 --> 00:33:41,580 Even Whistler's mother? 390 00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:43,760 Oh, boy. 391 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:46,000 April was sure right about you. 392 00:33:46,300 --> 00:33:52,020 Do you think I'd allow a plan so monumental in its conception to be 393 00:33:52,020 --> 00:33:54,120 the childish whims of an egg -headed freak? 394 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:57,980 Now, just a minute. If you're going to use that kind of language in front of 395 00:33:57,980 --> 00:33:59,400 April... Give me that formula! 396 00:34:03,720 --> 00:34:04,720 This. 397 00:34:04,980 --> 00:34:06,020 For the formula. 398 00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:08,159 Don't touch that, Mr. Bug. 399 00:34:09,260 --> 00:34:13,159 I suppose with these goings on, I should be using a silver bullet. 400 00:34:14,639 --> 00:34:17,520 But I'm sure a lead one will be quite as effective. 401 00:34:18,000 --> 00:34:20,060 For goodness sake, April, where did you get that? 402 00:34:20,440 --> 00:34:23,139 I have to congratulate you, Miss Dancer. 403 00:34:23,420 --> 00:34:26,360 It never crossed my mind that you were an uncle agent. 404 00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:31,000 An uncle agent? Jonathan, don't get so close! 405 00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:36,780 Oh, now that's silly. Whoever heard of a diamond -studded pistol? 406 00:34:38,889 --> 00:34:41,730 All right, Miss Dancer. Put down the gun. 407 00:34:47,889 --> 00:34:49,830 And stand over there. 408 00:34:54,270 --> 00:34:55,290 Don't worry, April. 409 00:34:55,590 --> 00:34:58,310 I know a way to counteract the effect of those bulbs. 410 00:34:59,290 --> 00:35:00,470 That's nice, Jonathan. 411 00:35:00,870 --> 00:35:02,290 That is most interesting. 412 00:35:03,670 --> 00:35:06,530 For obvious, sir, I must now be certain. 413 00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,120 that the counter device is never used. 414 00:35:10,820 --> 00:35:17,220 I wonder what would happen if you were exposed to the rays of F .E .L .V. The 415 00:35:17,220 --> 00:35:20,600 sympathetic electromagnetic light variator? Are you kidding? 416 00:35:21,100 --> 00:35:25,600 Why, for all I know, we might be... killed. 417 00:35:26,560 --> 00:35:29,560 Jonathan, be quiet and do what the man says. 418 00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:31,340 Yes, Jonathan. 419 00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:35,400 For Miss Danza has reason to believe that she will soon be receiving help. 420 00:35:36,730 --> 00:35:39,370 happily, I do not share that belief. 421 00:35:40,110 --> 00:35:41,110 Open the door. 422 00:36:02,320 --> 00:36:04,640 It was supposed to be my building. That was the agreement. 423 00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:05,960 Never mind, Jonathan. 424 00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:07,160 What do I find? 425 00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:09,820 Secret entrances I'm not told about? 426 00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:12,600 People suddenly turning up behind every door? 427 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:18,360 That guy doesn't look like he's got much of a built. Yeah, like you said. 428 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000 Full security search. 429 00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:39,140 Where did they come from? 430 00:36:39,380 --> 00:36:40,720 Oh, so help me up. 431 00:36:40,960 --> 00:36:42,840 Bring him to me as soon as you find him. 432 00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:45,020 Sounds simple, huh? 433 00:36:45,280 --> 00:36:47,320 You irritate me, young lady. 434 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:51,840 I won't wait for the capture of your accomplice. He will join you later. 435 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:53,200 Come on, in here. 436 00:36:54,460 --> 00:36:56,920 I'm sure you'll both be most comfortable. 437 00:36:57,360 --> 00:36:59,180 Hey, this is the Arctic Research Room. 438 00:36:59,820 --> 00:37:03,440 I understand the air conditioning system is superb. 439 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:06,290 Come on, in. 440 00:37:10,010 --> 00:37:14,310 Never mind the door, Jonathan. I'm sure you won't get it open. 441 00:37:14,610 --> 00:37:17,050 Everybody tells me to never mind, but I do mind. 442 00:37:17,610 --> 00:37:19,450 Did you hear what he said about air conditioning? 443 00:37:20,310 --> 00:37:23,050 Do you know what will happen if he turns the controls on in this room? 444 00:37:23,410 --> 00:37:25,690 We could have an arctic blizzard in ten seconds. 445 00:37:26,090 --> 00:37:28,410 Don't worry about it. I'm sure Mark will be along any minute. 446 00:37:29,470 --> 00:37:31,170 Your confidence is touching. 447 00:37:32,430 --> 00:37:33,590 Oh, marvelous. 448 00:37:34,560 --> 00:37:36,180 Seemed like a good place to hide. 449 00:37:36,440 --> 00:37:38,220 All right, you will, Mr. Slade. 450 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,760 The perfect place to hide. 451 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,180 Hey, but those controls are dangerous. 452 00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:46,560 Enjoy the weather, my friends. 453 00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:54,720 And now I will put together the puzzle of the formula. 454 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:58,320 Hey, let's see if we can do something about the door. 455 00:38:07,660 --> 00:38:08,700 Right, Professor? 456 00:38:09,140 --> 00:38:14,160 Well, if I were building it, I would use a tremiculate formula that I developed 457 00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:19,100 myself. It's main attack. You can't throw it. I think so. You got your 458 00:38:19,580 --> 00:38:23,000 Right. You can't cut metal with a cigarette lighter. 459 00:38:26,900 --> 00:38:28,680 The block of spring's gone. 460 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,440 Have you got any matches? 461 00:38:31,080 --> 00:38:32,080 No. You? 462 00:38:32,380 --> 00:38:33,380 No. 463 00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:35,000 Professor? What? 464 00:38:35,300 --> 00:38:36,800 Have you got any matches? 465 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:53,160 You better keep moving or we'll all freeze to death. 466 00:38:53,740 --> 00:38:54,738 Come on. 467 00:38:54,740 --> 00:38:57,120 I don't think I can take another step. 468 00:39:44,970 --> 00:39:45,970 It's cold in here, isn't it? 469 00:39:46,910 --> 00:39:48,770 No, Tom, keep moving. 470 00:39:53,090 --> 00:39:54,090 Nothing matches. 471 00:39:55,510 --> 00:39:57,770 No, there's not that much to burn here anyway. 472 00:39:58,150 --> 00:40:00,510 We need a fire to light the cutting torch. 473 00:40:00,970 --> 00:40:03,090 I guess we could always rub two sticks together. 474 00:40:03,810 --> 00:40:04,810 Two sticks? 475 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:11,670 What are you doing? 476 00:40:12,290 --> 00:40:13,290 Mail! 477 00:40:15,280 --> 00:40:16,280 and very blue. 478 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,360 Amazing. 479 00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:18,900 What's it used for? 480 00:40:20,620 --> 00:40:21,900 Picking things together. 481 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:32,200 You can't cut metal with a cigarette lighter. 482 00:41:32,680 --> 00:41:33,680 You'll see. 483 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:36,760 It's impossible. 484 00:42:05,390 --> 00:42:06,390 Ice cream again. 485 00:42:07,190 --> 00:42:08,310 Somebody's coming. Get him out of here. 486 00:42:50,030 --> 00:42:53,210 What switches control that room? That top switch and these two here. 487 00:42:53,450 --> 00:42:54,730 All right. No! 488 00:43:22,540 --> 00:43:23,540 That's not right! 489 00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:11,960 from that console. 490 00:45:16,010 --> 00:45:17,590 Send them into the outer space room! 491 00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:45,360 There's something I have to tell you, April. 492 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,160 And I guess this is the proper time to do it. 493 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:55,700 Frankly, seeing you like this, the real you, has made me realize that it was 494 00:47:55,700 --> 00:47:57,000 only an infatuation. 495 00:47:57,940 --> 00:48:00,000 I was in love with the role you were playing. 496 00:48:00,960 --> 00:48:02,480 Jonathan, are you jilting me? 497 00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:07,780 Well, I feel like a cad, but it's much kinder this way. 498 00:48:08,780 --> 00:48:09,980 It just wouldn't work. 499 00:48:11,600 --> 00:48:13,140 We destroy each other. 500 00:48:16,180 --> 00:48:17,420 Well, that's it then. 501 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:24,600 You're a very charming girl, but the hard truth is, in real life, you just 502 00:48:24,600 --> 00:48:27,220 don't have that something that I thought was there. 503 00:48:30,040 --> 00:48:31,100 Goodbye, April. 504 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:40,180 Goodbye, Jonathan. 505 00:48:51,050 --> 00:48:52,970 He really is a very nice fellow. 506 00:48:54,070 --> 00:48:55,690 You're a very charming girl. 507 00:48:56,190 --> 00:49:01,330 But the hard truth is that in real life, you just don't have that certain 508 00:49:01,330 --> 00:49:02,870 something that I thought was there. 509 00:49:08,390 --> 00:49:09,390 Uncle.